Werewolf Problems, Once a month I become a complete .... Hot Mess

Werewolf Problems: Full Moon Edition

This ain’t your average wolf — this is Werewolf Problems, the painfully relatable uniform for anyone who turns into a complete feral mess once a month.

Featuring a chaotic, hungover werewolf with bloodshot eyes, tongue out, and ripped clothes, dramatically holding up an apology note: "Sorry for the things I said during the full moon." Complete with claw-mark lettering, glowing green accents, paw prints, and that iconic savage bottom text.

Design Text:

• “Once a month I become a complete feral asshole. The other 29 days I’m just planning it.”

Whether you’re apologizing for your full-moon meltdowns, warning people about your inner beast, or just embracing your chaotic werewolf energy, this design speaks directly to your soul.

Available Styles (Black Base Only)

T-Shirt • 100% cotton for premium softness and breathability • Men’s and Women’s cuts available (let me know your preferred fit after ordering) • High-quality direct-to-garment print that won’t crack or fade • Perfect for everyday wear and full-moon damage control

Hoodie • Unisex oversized comfy fit — ideal for hiding your claws • Soft fleece interior for maximum cozy (especially after a rough transformation) • Durable print built to survive every feral episode • Kangaroo pocket for storing snacks, silver bullets, or your phone when you’re avoiding eye contact

Whether you’re proudly repping your inner monster or just warning the village in advance, this shirt is for every werewolf who’s been apologizing since forever.

Part of the Mythic Hot Mess Collection — where ancient legends and modern excuses collide.

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